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The Real MVP: The Golden State Warrior’s Stephen Curry Credits New Toilet Recent Success

Oh, man, that toilet just makes me happy in life. I bet if I did a case study on my performance since I got that toilet, you’d see the difference. I was in Minnesota when Ayesha told me about it. And the next day I had 46 [points]. There’s a reason for that.”

  • Stephen Curry. MVP. NBA Champion. Point Guard for the Golden State Warriors.

Even if you are not a devout NBA fan, the odds are you have some awareness of who Steph Curry is. The slender, 6’3” point guard from diminutive Davidson has taken not just the NBA, but the entire WORLD by storm. He is doing things on a basketball court that no one has ever seen before. These are feats the likes of Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O’Neal, and LeBron James never came close to pulling off.

Whether he is smoothly draining a three from 5 feet behind the line, or dazzling defenders with his unparalleled handles, slipping sinuously past their arms and dancing acrobatically to the hoop, one thing is for sure – he is AMAZING. When someone is this good at anything, we want to know HOW? WHY? We want reason. Explanation. Well, in the quote above, Steph Curry himself has provided us with one. Steph excels because he is happy. He is happy because he owns an amazing toilet.

Yes, it is true. And the MVP himself is willing to talk about it. His wife bought him a high-tech, automatic toilet, and things just started getting better. While we don’t know the exact model of the toilet that rests in the home of the Currys, we can probably assume it is the best of the best.

Maybe, if you too are looking for something to take YOU to the next level, you should consider upgrading to a shrine that’s top of the line. What is the draw back? You will have to suffer through comfort and convenience? That sounds pretty good to us!

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